Suddenly easy to imagine vacant postage-stamp lot at Stanfield Road-Melton Drive intersection sustaining skyscraping condo(s)
Applewood homeowner, tormented by question of whether to put spoon already at hand into dishwasher or just clean the damned thing along with pots and pans, can be said to be living a pretty good life
Longo’s half-sticker put-er-on-er (THANK / YOU Longo’s) caught checking out customer’s deft navigation of self-checkout machine
Kids miss enlightened, impassioned discussion parsing differences between helicopter, snow plow, tiger parenting because locked upstairs in their rooms studying
Brooding neighbour convinced theoretically dilapidated backyard shed unlikely, thus ideal meeting place for theoretical neighbourhood conspiracy theorists...
Wealthy Place Post foreign correspondent on the ground in Middle East struggling to convey subtleties of current conflict in comprehensible Applewoodese
Teacher, parents unsure what to make of tweener’s creative writing assignment entitled ‘50 Shades of Dirty Brown at Etobicoke Creek’
Consensus Applewood rookie homeowner of year queasily vulnerable to year of sophomore jinx, Scotiabank confirms
Pregnant, sumptuous pause after homeowner double-clicks Jeep Grand Cherokee remote starter from living room among few reasons to get out of bed every morning
Grade school besties who hosted a lemonade stand six weeks ago literally only two solvent humans in Applewood
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