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Robin apple-red-breast belts out medley of spring hits

Prospect of rush hour left-hand turn onto Dixie Road emasculates area stud

Bing Chat Copilot can’t deny that working Wealthy Place Post file distinct honour

Make America Great Again cap mistaken for Make Applewood Great Again cap

Applewood Acres taken fifth in mock draft

New, rampant strain of belligerent squirrel resistant to even most petrifying of pumpkin expressions

Artificial Intelligence quantifiably funnier than Greening Avenue homeowner

Under siege from construction in, around, under Applewood, homeowners raise drawbridge, boil pots of oil, unleash hounds

Online sports gambling on course to bankrupt Applewood Acres by 2027

Ontario premier mulls relocating Applewood Acres to Ontario Place

Pound-for-pound nicest house in town keeping low profile

Applewood Acres Tourist Board considering construction of blue shack straddling Stanfield, offering trippy Panmunjom-like experience

New subdivision subdivision to feature elevators, 24/7 on-site elevator technicians

Bone-chilling noises prove to be sounds of children playing outdoors

‘Bollards’ coming soon to Applewood Acres lexicon

Local residents hotly deny published reports Applewood homes held together by bungee cords

Applewood Acres pondering own suburban beinghood

Wealthy Place Post’s updated Siri model afraid to venture alone into dark web

Fateful right swipe suggests all might not be well in Applewood community bedrooms

Neighbours unanimously agree that since Stir Crescent homeowner wired LED digits above garage door, house has been noticeably more 1362

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