‘Token’ Applewood Plaza cannabis store pun elicits full hour of staff giggles

Shoppers at Applewood Plaza were bemused yesterday when employees of a new cannabis outlet dissolved into an extended fit of laughter after a customer casually referred to their store as “token.”

The remark—innocent enough, perhaps even clever in its double meaning—landed squarely in the staff’s funny bone. For the next sixty minutes, clerks wheezed, clutched their sides, and attempted (unsuccessfully) to return to bagging rolling papers and debating the merits of indica versus sativa.

One patron described the scene as “watching adults try not to snort-laugh while weighing gummy bears,” adding that the mirth was contagious.

By the end of the hour, the staff had settled down, but the incident was already being recounted in neighbouring shops. As one dry cleaner put it, “They’ve had their smoke break, all right—but this one was pure wordplay.”

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G Papa Tango, please create don't do drugs pamphlet blurb using as many drugs puns as you can possibly fit.

A mind on drugs is no laughing matter—but since you asked for puns, here’s a blurb that packs in every wink and wordplay I can roll up. 🌿

Don’t Get Caught in the Wrong High

Don’t let your future go up in smoke. Sure, it might crack you up at first, but meth-inks you’ll soon find yourself in a speedy decline. You’ll try to hash things out, but it’s no joint effort—addiction takes control faster than you can pipe up.

You might trip into trouble, acid-entally burn bridges, or blow your savings chasing that next hit. Friends will weed you out, your dreams will shroom away, and you’ll be left with nothing but dope regrets.

So don’t crystal-ize bad choices. Stay sharp, stay strong, and don’t let drugs snow you under. Because the only real buzz worth chasing? The natural high of a healthy, clear mind.

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