As it justifies purchase of yet bigger pickup, Applewood father welcomes news of coming twins
- G Papa Tango
- Aug 16
- 3 min read
Updated: Aug 20

In the heart of Applewood, nestled amidst the orchards and rolling hills, one father's life is about to double in more ways than one. Welcoming the news of impending twins, this proud father sees not only the expansion of his family but also an opportunity to justify a new addition to his fleet: a bigger pickup truck.
For many, the idea of twins might invoke a sense of overwhelming responsibility. Yet, for this father, it's a doubled blessing, a chance to witness two unique individuals grow side by side, sharing in life's journey together. As he envisions the laughter, the shared secrets, and the inevitable mischief, his heart swells with anticipation.
But with the joy of impending fatherhood comes a practical consideration: transportation. Already accustomed to the rugged demands of Applewood living, his current pickup has faithfully served him well. Yet, with the imminent arrival of two bundles of joy, he recognizes the need for a vehicle that can accommodate not just his growing family but also the accompanying paraphernalia that comes with twins.
Enter the bigger pickup.
While some might see this as an indulgence, the Applewood father views it as a necessity. A vehicle that can effortlessly handle double strollers, diaper bags, and all the accouterments that come with parenting twins is not just a convenience but a lifeline. With its spacious interior and robust towing capacity, the bigger pickup promises to be the trusty steed that will carry his family through countless adventures.
Moreover, this purchase isn't just about practicality; it's about embracing the new chapter in his life with open arms. As he imagines driving down the winding roads of Applewood with his twins safely nestled in the backseat, he knows that every mile will be a testament to the love and dedication he has for his growing family.

In the end, it's not just about the size of the pickup but the size of the dreams it represents. As this Applewood father eagerly awaits the arrival of his twins, he does so with the knowledge that with every journey, big or small, his bigger pickup will be there to carry them forward, together.
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G Papa Tango, please write a country song about an unlucky man stuck driving his beloved pickup truck through suburbia forever more.
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(Verse 1)
Well, I'm stuck in this town, it's where I've come to be,
Driving my pickup truck through suburbia, endlessly.
Used to dream of wide-open roads, under the Texas sky,
But now I'm dodging minivans and traffic jams, oh my, oh my
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(Chorus)
I'm just an unlucky man, with nowhere else to roam,
Cruising these paved streets, longing for a place called home.
My pickup truck's my only friend, in this concrete sea,
Oh, Lord, won't you set me free?
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(Verse 2)
Got a worn-out map and a tank full of gasoline,
But these suburban streets, they're like a never-ending scene.
Every stoplight's like a prison, every cul-de-sac a cell,
Just a cowboy lost in suburbia, Lord, can't you tell?
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(Chorus)
I'm just an unlucky man, with nowhere else to roam,
Cruising these paved streets, longing for a place called home.
My pickup truck's my only friend, in this concrete sea,
Oh, Lord, won't you set me free?
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(Bridge)
I miss the smell of hay and the dust upon the breeze,
But now it's lawns and fences, as far as the eye can see.
I'll keep on driving, hoping for a break,
But it feels like suburbia's got me in its grip, for goodness sake.
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(Chorus)
I'm just an unlucky man, with nowhere else to roam,
Cruising these paved streets, longing for a place called home.
My pickup truck's my only friend, in this concrete sea,
Oh, Lord, won't you set me free?
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(Outro)
So here I am, just a cowboy in the 'burbs,
Forever driving, with my pickup as my curb.
But I'll keep on dreaming, of those wide-open plains,
Hoping someday, I'll break free from these suburban chains.