Bro. Brah. Bruv. Bruh: Little wonder suburban homeowner gone to seed prefers musty man cave to cryptic rigors of 2020's inclusion
Dog owner’s loaded new iPhone can’t change impression: dog happier, better equipped for life than homeowner
Backyard-patio late-night incoherent political rant informed by permit processes endured in said patio’s construction
Kendall homeowner’s signature drive-by 'You missed a spot!' quip wearing thin on certain fastidious neighbours
Father-son core memory formed on La Casa Dolce Bakery patio smashing hubcap-sized peanut-butter chocolate-chip cookies, counting ambulances highballing to, from Trillium Hospital
Tyke’s dubbing puddle spanning St. Edmund baseball diamond infield Lake Woebegone elicits teacher’s wild indifference
With Mississauga’s ballyhooed ‘Neither Here nor There’ tourism campaign set to launch nationally, in select US markets, Applewood Homeowners Association mulls secession
Fully ten years after moving from Big Smoke, Applewood homeowner prepared to concede cargo shorts’ superiority
Tragically, Applewood homeowner’s interest in lawn maintenance abides midway between noble poles of fanatical, fuck it
Half-decade, multitrillion-dollar Dixie Road overpass redo to comfortably accommodate additional lane of QEW gridlock
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