Against odds, Stanfield Road clan succeeds at making three-generation households cool again — boiled Brussels sprouts odour notwithstanding
Applewood Acres residents overwhelmingly reject opportunity for neighbourhood heritage house designation, conscience cleansing
Were not Applewood Acreites oblivious to existence of Applewood Heights, most would relish irony in looking down upon it
Loves himself some Good Food he does, but patriarch on war path all week as family blue bin fills in just four days
Suave Applewood husband steps to counter, exchanges pleasantries with barista such as busy hour permits, orders wife tai chi latte
Applewood pedestrian rule of thumb formally ratified: Walk on left side of road unless walking on right
Soaring car theft rate prompts local visionary to engineer, patent dedicated air tags for detached homes
Cathartic rewards of knocking down moldy Johnathan Drive home soon dashed by rebuild hidden costs, flaky contractor, flaky weather
From the WPP archives: If indeed new signal towers clustered by QEW 5G-related, Applewood homeowner more than ready to confuse correlation, causation as they pertain to COVID-19 spike
Crisscrossing CCTV security cams, pronounced age gap, lurking divorce lawyers, gossipy locals, hard-wired Catholic guilt complex conspire to temper Applewood homeowner feels aroused by new neighbour
Pulling Pedestrian from Sidewalk Snowbank on Dixie Road Overpass Reminds City Worker of Pleasing Riddle
Area homeowner without Longo’s points card cuts sudden cashier-customer tension with 90’s-inflected 'commitment issues' zinger
Earthquakes Canada finally directing resources towards probe of ancient seismic event responsible for Great Melton Road Divide
Reports surface of neighbourhood yogi levitating ‘days on end’ during widespread hysteria of initial COVID wave debunked by Wealthy Place Post
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