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Kendall homeowner’s signature drive-by 'You missed a spot!' quip wearing thin on certain fastidious neighbours
- G Papa Tango
- Aug 9, 2025
- 3 min read
Updated: Aug 30, 2025
In the tranquil neighborhood of Kendall, a seemingly innocuous phrase has sparked a mix of amusement and annoyance among its residents. The signature drive-by catchphrase, "You missed a spot!" uttered by a particular homeowner while inspecting the meticulously maintained lawns of their neighbors, has become a topic of conversation, albeit with a touch of weariness among some fastidious residents.
The quip, delivered with a dash of jest and perhaps a hint of perfectionism, initially elicited chuckles and nods of acknowledgment from those on the receiving end. It was perceived as a playful reminder to uphold the neighborhood's standard of pristine landscapes. However, as time passed, the repetitive nature of the remark began to grate on the nerves of certain individuals, particularly those who felt they were already putting considerable effort into maintaining their properties.
While good-natured banter is often a hallmark of close-knit communities, there's a fine line between humor and irritation. Some residents have expressed mild frustration at the constant reminder, feeling as though their hard work is being trivialized or taken for granted. Others, however, continue to see it as a harmless jest, a quirky trademark of the neighborhood.
Despite the diverging opinions, it's evident that the "You missed a spot!" drive-by signature has become ingrained in the fabric of Kendall's community culture. It serves as a reminder of the diverse personalities and idiosyncrasies that coexist within the neighborhood. Whether it continues to evoke smiles or eye rolls, it remains a testament to the unique dynamics of residential life in Kendall.
As with any recurring joke, there's a delicate balance to maintain between humor and sensitivity. While some residents may find amusement in the familiar refrain, it's essential to be mindful of its impact on others. Perhaps a gentle reminder to diversify the repertoire of neighborhood quips could help preserve the camaraderie without wearing thin on certain fastidious neighbors. After all, in a community like Kendall, fostering mutual respect and understanding is just as vital as maintaining a well-manicured lawn.
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G Papa Tango, compile a gritty list of scenarios whereat one might quip You missed a spot!
Alright, here’s the rowdier, grittier, bad-motel-at-2-a.m. level list where "You missed a spot" would hit dirty-funny just right:
In a dive bar bathroom — when your friend "washes their hands" and skips half their fingers.
At a sketchy tattoo parlor — while the artist "sterilizes" the needle with a wipe and pure optimism.
Post-music festival — someone wipes their face but still has a full raccoon mask of dirt and glitter.
At a gas station sink — a road trip buddy scrubs the bugs off their face but leaves one stuck right on the nose.
In a motel shower — where you thought you washed off all the mystery carpet fuzz… but didn’t.
While someone drunkenly wipes puke off their shirt — but forgets the huge glob on their shoe.
At an afterparty bathroom mirror — lipstick reapplied with war paint energy, missing an entire side of the mouth.
Cleaning a motel room "kitchenette" — scrubbing the counter while ignoring the horrifying mystery stain on the wall.
After a foam pit dive — someone dries off but their whole back still looks like a sad soap sculpture.
Washing fake blood off after a Halloween party — and still looking like a half-committed zombie.
At a late-night burger stand — grease wiped from hands, but a glob of mustard hanging onto their earlobe for dear life.
In a scuzzy karaoke booth — wiping down the sticky mic, but the grime basically laughs at you.
Trying to clean up after a body shot — but tequila is still dripping somewhere it probably shouldn't be.
Helping someone bleach their hair in a grimy hostel bathroom — when the back of their head still looks like a tabby cat.
Making a crime-scene attempt to mop up spilled beer — while the floor stays as sticky as a movie theatre seat.
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