Frankly, Wealthy Place Post can find nothing humorous about Applewood homeowners’ spawn and their struggles with the gig economy — which reminds us: whither Frank Magazine?
‘Snug’ circumference of portal to better times tucked in shadows behind Applewood Plaza deemed exclusionary, welded shut
According to Applewood boomer, alt-right algorithm death grip provides not disagreeable sense of rebirth
Homeowner no longer curious to know whether suburbia responsible for homeowner’s extinguished curiosity
Dawning on Applewood parents that combined salaries, energies, dreams accomplishing at best great uninterrupted gouts of unblinking screen time for son, daughter
Applewood Acres whipper-snapper smarty-pants linking ‘sub’ of suburbia with Toronto’s underbelly returned to basement dungeon
Complacent AI unit, breakdown in editorial oversight conspire to run identical Wealthy Place Post story twice
With impressive show of mental dexterity, paranoid Applewood homeowner juggling thirteen conspiracy theories that explain pair of squarish thingies stapled to Russett Road
Grand, delicious coincidence realized when OnlyFans snack meets new, married Greening neighbour who, well, financed substantial chunk of down payment
Suddenly easy to imagine vacant postage-stamp lot at Stanfield Road-Melton Drive intersection sustaining skyscraping condo(s)
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