New, rampant strain of cannibalistic squirrel resistant to even most petrifying of pumpkin expressions
Under siege from construction in, around, under Applewood, homeowners raise drawbridge, boil pots of oil, unleash hounds
Applewood Acres Tourist Board considering construction of blue shack straddling Stanfield, offering trippy Panmunjom-like experience
Neighbours unanimously agree that since Stir Crescent homeowner wired LED digits above garage door, house has been noticeably more 1362
Haltyre Court Airbnb twenty-something next-door neighbours getting arm’s length treatment after unruly ‘swing a dead cat’ demo somehow exacerbates longstanding property-line dispute with tenants’ land
Remortgaging dream house gambit does indeed yield sufficient cash to purchase Cotton Candy bag of grapes
Applewood curmudgeon's Emoji-Free Friday campaign countered with admirable nonchalance by teen's Freemoji Friday, Twomoji Tuesday, Megamoji May response