On QT, elite to target Applewood homeowners for master plan beta test enabling AI to groom subjects into servile, easily-amused empty vessels
Fermented grapes, striking insights, Applewood hive mind spark divine book club buzz at Courtland Crescent crib
Much as she was once consumed by fantasies over what Christo might have accomplished with hydro fields or Escher with Westacres mirrored baseball diamonds, so now local art historian drawn to ...
Them horrors heralded by House of Leaves-like discrepancy between Applewood living room, new TV dimensions never materialize as panicky homeowner reminded 219 inches represents diagonal
Meta BBCOR Louisville Slugger in hallway tangible, vibrating proof catching car thief in flagrante fantasy now tops Sammy’s decades-old cuckold dream
From the WPP archives: Grade 11 Cawthra Park student able to disappear behind teeny Zoom mute button failing physics
Applewood homeowner’s Bespoke Neighbours real estate-social media mashup secures $48M in venture capital funding
Dixie Mall shopper successfully resists urge to spin captain’s wheel on Tigger’s boat ride for kids; proceeds to drop $150 on 5 protective mid cases for iPhone
Proximity of Applewood Plaza neighbour-but-one Lakeview Animal Hospital stonewalls Lucky from enjoying full glory of $12, unlimited shampoo at Pet Valu Self Serve Dog Wash
House too much house for new homeowner with hobbies, interests beyond repairing, renovating, redoubling
Neighbours unanimously agree that since Stir Crescent homeowner wired LED digits above garage door, house has been noticeably more 1362
Applewood Acres parent daily moved to shake head in wonderment at formation of clutter, chaos despite children impaled in place by Internet