Charles Sousa’s token plaza office notwithstanding, disenchanted Applewood residents set to apply for status as official blind spot in Mississauga—Lakeshore riding
32-car pile-up at unorthodox intersection of Russett, Snow, Tolman, as one-way street trial proves untenable
Tolman Road homeowners remind children not to answer door as reports circulate that Sick Kids Hospital volunteer seen going house to house
Wealthy Place Post hiring again after intern submits airtight 2-week notice finely embroidered with rhetorical nuance, structured with journalistic rigour conspicuously absent in weekly columns
For nearby Linby Street homeowner, Harcourt Crescent constant reminder of insufferable Star Trek episode
Applewood homeowner now favours company of online neighbours over conventional sort liable to notice body odour, I Heart Applewood shin tattoo
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