Wealthy Place Post hiring again after intern submits airtight 2-week notice finely embroidered with rhetorical nuance, structured with journalistic rigour conspicuously absent in weekly columns
- G Papa Tango
- 10 hours ago
- 3 min read

At the Wealthy Place Post, a recent departure has sparked conversations not just about farewell, but about the transformative power of growth and potential. The exit of an intern, who struggled to find his voice during his tenure, suddenly illuminated the newsroom with a resignation letter that outshone all his previous work.
In an unexpected turn of events, this intern's farewell letter became his magnum opus—an eloquent masterpiece that stood in stark contrast to the lackluster pieces he had produced during his time at the publication. While his writing had often fallen short of expectations, his resignation was a revelation, showcasing a level of skill and finesse previously unseen.
It was as if the act of bidding farewell had unlocked a hidden talent within him, unleashing a torrent of words that danced with clarity and purpose. Each sentence was a testament to growth, each paragraph a testament to resilience. It was a departure that left the newsroom both astounded and reflective, pondering the untapped potential that lies within every individual.
But beyond the surprise and admiration, the intern's departure served as a poignant reminder of the importance of perseverance and self-discovery. It underscored the notion that greatness often lies dormant, waiting to be unearthed through dedication and determination.
As the Wealthy Place Post bids farewell to this intern, it does so not with regret, but with gratitude—for his departure, though bittersweet, has left an indelible mark on the publication. It serves as a reminder that growth is not always linear, that potential is not always immediately apparent. And so, as the newsroom moves forward, it does so with renewed optimism, knowing that even the most unlikely of candidates can surprise us with their brilliance.

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G Papa Tango, please write a letter unapologetically begging this intern to return to WPP. Promise them benefits, salary, security, etc.
Subject: Urgent Plea: Please Return to Wealthy Place Post!
Dear [Intern's Name],
I hope this letter finds you well, though I must admit, our newsroom hasn't been the same since your departure. It's been weeks now, and the void you left behind still echoes through the halls, a constant reminder of the talent and energy you brought to the Wealthy Place Post.
I write to you today with a fervent plea—one that comes from the depths of our collective hearts here at the publication. We miss you, more than words can express. Your resignation letter, crafted with such finesse and elegance, served as a stark reminder of the exceptional talent you possess. It was a masterpiece, one that left us in awe and longing for more.
In your absence, we've realized just how integral you were to the fabric of our newsroom. Your unique perspective, your unparalleled dedication, your unwavering commitment to excellence—these are qualities that are simply irreplaceable. And so, with humility and sincerity, I implore you to reconsider your decision to leave.
We understand that your time with us may not have always been smooth sailing. There were challenges, obstacles to overcome, moments of doubt. But in those moments, you showed resilience. You persevered, you grew, and you emerged stronger than ever. Your journey with us was one of growth and transformation, and we believe it's a journey that is far from over.
To entice you back, we're prepared to offer you more than just a job. We're prepared to offer you a home—a place where your talent will be nurtured, your potential will be realized, and your contributions will be celebrated. We're prepared to offer you benefits beyond measure, a salary that reflects your true worth, and a sense of security that comes from knowing you're valued and appreciated.
But more than anything, we're prepared to offer you our unwavering support, our undivided attention, and our deepest gratitude. Because, at the end of the day, it's not just about what you can do for us—it's about what we can do for each other. Together, we can achieve greatness, we can surpass expectations, and we can make a lasting impact on the world around us.
So please, [Intern's Name], I beg of you—come back to us. Come back to the Wealthy Place Post, where your talent belongs, where your future awaits, and where your dreams can become a reality. We miss you more than words can say, and we long for the day when we can once again call you one of our own.
With heartfelt sincerity and unyielding hope,
[Your Name] [Your Position] Wealthy Place Post

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