Applewood pedestrian rule of thumb formally ratified: Walk on left side of road unless walking on right
Soaring car theft rate prompts local visionary to engineer, patent dedicated air tags for detached homes
Cathartic rewards of knocking down moldy Johnathan Drive home soon dashed by rebuild hidden costs, flaky contractor, flaky weather
From the WPP archives: If indeed new signal towers clustered by QEW 5G-related, Applewood homeowner more than ready to confuse correlation, causation as they pertain to COVID-19 spike
Crisscrossing CCTV security cams, pronounced age gap, lurking divorce lawyers, gossipy locals, hard-wired Catholic guilt complex conspire to temper Applewood homeowner feels aroused by new neighbour
Pulling Pedestrian from Sidewalk Snowbank on Dixie Road Overpass Reminds City Worker of Pleasing Riddle
Area homeowner without Longo’s points card cuts sudden cashier-customer tension with 90’s-inflected 'commitment issues' zinger
Earthquakes Canada finally directing resources towards probe of ancient seismic event responsible for Great Melton Road Divide
Reports surface of neighbourhood yogi levitating ‘days on end’ during widespread hysteria of initial COVID wave debunked by Wealthy Place Post
Agonized Applewood parents solve backyard pool-rink dilemma with novel solution: befriending neighbours
Applewood salaried worker gazing into nearly completed $3 million manse clings adorably to notion a room is a room is a room
Retired Broil King left curbside like offering to gods whisked away by all-seeing spirit piloting unearthly chariot fit for infinitely more swag than modest dimensions suggest
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