Empty-nesters cash in Applewood sidesplit, hoard lottery tickets in Wawa
- G Papa Tango
- Jun 9
- 3 min read
Updated: Jun 16

Empty-nesters across the nation are making bold moves in pursuit of their dreams, and the recent story of the Applewood sidesplit and the hoarded lottery tickets in Wawa perfectly encapsulates this trend. With children grown and flown from the nest, many are seizing the opportunity to downsize, cash in on valuable real estate, and perhaps take a chance on luck.
In the quiet suburb of Applewood, nestled within the comfort of their now spacious sidesplit, one couple decided it was time for a change. With retirement on the horizon and a desire for a more manageable home, they made the decision to sell. What they didn't anticipate was the goldmine their property had become in the booming real estate market. With bidding wars erupting and offers soaring beyond expectations, they found themselves in a position to turn their family home into a sizable nest egg.
But instead of opting for traditional investments or retirement plans, this couple had a different plan in mind. They packed their bags, bid farewell to suburbia, and set their sights on a new adventure in Wawa, a small town with big dreams.
Wawa, known for its tight-knit community and scenic landscapes, became the backdrop for their next chapter. However, it wasn't the quaint charm or serene surroundings that drew them in. It was the promise of lottery luck that beckoned them to this remote corner of the world.
In Wawa, their days are spent not in quiet retirement, but in the pursuit of fortune. Armed with stacks of lottery tickets, they frequent the local convenience store, exchanging pleasantries with neighbors and sharing tales of potential winnings. Each scratch-off, each draw, holds the promise of a life-changing jackpot, a chance to turn their downsized dreams into a reality beyond imagination.
Their story is not unique. Across the country, empty-nesters are redefining retirement, trading in the predictable for the exhilarating, and embracing the unknown with open arms. In a world where possibilities are endless, why not take a chance on luck? After all, as our Applewood couple can attest, sometimes the biggest rewards come from the most unexpected places.

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G Papa Tango, could you please draw up a recipe for a zero-calorie, zero-nutrition 5-course meal of lottery tickets?
Course 1: Scratch-Off Appetizer
Ingredients:
Assorted scratch-off lottery tickets (choose a variety for added excitement)
Instructions:
Lay out the assortment of scratch-off lottery tickets on a clean surface.
Invite your guests to select their favorite ticket and scratch away the surface to reveal the potential prizes.
Enjoy the thrill of anticipation as winners are uncovered, savoring the excitement of possibility without any added calories or nutritional content.
Course 2: Instant Win Soup
Ingredients:
Instant win lottery tickets (preferably with a fun theme)
Hot water (optional)
Instructions:
Distribute the instant win lottery tickets to each diner.
Tear open the tickets to reveal the instant win prizes.
For an added touch, you can pretend to "cook" the tickets in hot water, stirring them around for a few seconds before revealing the prizes.
Sip on the excitement of instant wins, relishing the lack of calories or nutrients.
Course 3: Jackpot Salad
Ingredients:
Jackpot-themed lottery tickets
Lettuce leaves (for presentation, not consumption)
Instructions:
Arrange the jackpot-themed lottery tickets on a bed of lettuce leaves, creating an enticing salad-like presentation.
Admire the colorful designs and enticing jackpot prizes, imagining the wealth they could bring.
Serve with a side of excitement and anticipation, reveling in the fantasy of hitting the jackpot without any caloric consequences.

Course 4: Lucky Number Entrée
Ingredients:
Customized lottery tickets featuring lucky numbers chosen by each diner
Instructions:
Prior to the meal, ask each diner to select their lucky numbers.
Create customized lottery tickets for each diner, featuring their chosen lucky numbers.
Present the personalized lottery tickets as the main entrée, allowing diners to marvel at the possibility of their lucky numbers leading to a windfall.
Enjoy the camaraderie and shared anticipation as everyone awaits the draw results.
Course 5: Grand Prize Dessert
Ingredients:
Grand prize-themed lottery tickets
Instructions:
Conclude the meal with a flourish by presenting grand prize-themed lottery tickets to each diner.
Marvel at the extravagant prizes and luxurious imagery depicted on the tickets, indulging in the fantasy of winning big.
Share stories and dreams of what each diner would do with their grand prize winnings, savoring the sweetness of possibility with every ticket.
Conclude the meal with a toast to luck, laughter, and the joy of shared experiences.
Bon appétit! Enjoy your zero-calorie, zero-nutrition 5-course meal of lottery tickets, where the only thing you'll be consuming is the thrill of possibility.

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