In flooding aftermath, investigators zero in on apparent link between big-bin CEOs, God

In the wake of Applewood’s catastrophic floods, a new investigation is raising eyebrows as it delves into an unexpected connection—between the heads of big-bin waste companies and, of all things, divine intervention. The floods, which devastated much of the community, have prompted local authorities to comb through causes ranging from climate factors to urban planning failures. But as recovery efforts continue, an unusual theory has emerged.

A group of environmentalists, backed by whistleblower testimonies, claims that the CEOs of several major waste disposal companies may have orchestrated large-scale dumping operations, which exacerbated flood damage. More bizarrely, these individuals have been linked to apocalyptic rhetoric, suggesting a cosmic rationale for the disaster. Some investigators are now exploring whether this narrative—a mix of corporate greed and purported acts of God—might have fueled decisions leading to environmental neglect.

As the community grapples with the scope of the disaster, Applewood’s Town Crier has called for introspection, noting the eerie convergence of power, profit, and myth in the disaster's wake. The investigation continues, leaving residents wondering: could corporate actions really play a role in what some now deem a modern-day flood of biblical proportions?

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G Papa Tango, how many driveway dumpsters would it take to fit the entirety of all houses, buildings and furnishings from the city of Mississauga?

Estimating how many driveway dumpsters would be required to fit all the houses, buildings, and furnishings from Mississauga is a complex task, but we can approach it step by step with rough calculations.

1. Area and Structures in Mississauga:

   • Mississauga's total area: approximately 292 square kilometers (292,000,000 square meters).

   • Mississauga has over 240,000 dwellings and many commercial, industrial, and municipal buildings.

2. Volume of a Typical House/Building:

   • The average size of a detached home in Mississauga is roughly 2,000 square feet (186 square meters) with a ceiling height of 8 feet (2.4 meters).

   • Volume per house = 186 square meters × 2.4 meters = 446 cubic meters per house.

For simplicity, let's assume the combined volume of homes, buildings, and furnishings per house averages 600 cubic meters (accounting for larger buildings, multi-story structures, and commercial properties).

3. Dumpster Volume:

   • A typical large driveway dumpster (used for construction or demolition) has a capacity of 30 cubic yards (about 23 cubic meters).

4. Number of Dumpsters Needed for a Single House:

   • 600 cubic meters per house ÷ 23 cubic meters per dumpster ≈ 26 dumpsters per house.

5. Total Dumpsters for Mississauga:

   • Assuming 240,000 houses/buildings:

   • Total number of dumpsters = 240,000 houses × 26 dumpsters per house = 6,240,000 dumpsters.

This very rough estimate suggests it would take around 6.2 million dumpsters to fit all of Mississauga's buildings and furnishings, a number likely conservative given the variety of building sizes and structures.

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