Homeowner argues higher neighborhood standards with respect to manicured lawns, pruned hedges, fresh paint would triple Applewood house values
- G Papa Tango
- Feb 18
- 3 min read

In the idyllic community of Applewood, one homeowner stands out for his audacious proposition: higher neighborhood standards could triple house values. Meet Henry Green, a visionary homeowner who believes in the transformative power of manicured lawns, pruned hedges, and fresh paint.
In a world where curb appeal often dictates property values, Green's argument might sound like wishful thinking to some. However, delve deeper into his reasoning, and you'll find a compelling case grounded in both economics and community pride.
At the heart of Green's argument lies the principle of supply and demand. By elevating the aesthetic appeal of Applewood homes, Green asserts that demand for properties within the neighborhood would soar. Prospective buyers, drawn by the allure of well-maintained exteriors, would be willing to pay a premium for the privilege of living in such a visually pleasing environment.
But Green's vision extends beyond mere financial gain. He sees higher neighborhood standards as a catalyst for fostering a sense of community pride and cohesion. A neighborhood adorned with beautifully manicured lawns and pristine facades isn't just visually appealing; it's a reflection of the collective investment and care of its residents. Such environments often breed a stronger sense of community, where neighbors are more likely to engage with one another and take pride in their shared surroundings.
Critics might argue that implementing and enforcing such standards would be impractical or infringe upon individual freedoms. However, Green proposes a collaborative approach, where homeowners work together to establish guidelines that benefit the entire community. Rather than mandating conformity, he advocates for a shared commitment to enhancing the beauty and value of Applewood homes.
Of course, Green's vision won't materialize overnight. It requires buy-in from fellow homeowners, local authorities, and perhaps even external stakeholders like homeowners' associations or neighborhood improvement groups. Yet, the potential benefits are too significant to ignore.

Imagine a neighborhood where every home is a testament to pride of ownership, where manicured lawns and fresh paint are the norm rather than the exception. In such a community, the value of each property isn't just measured in dollars and cents but in the sense of belonging and collective investment it fosters.
In the end, Green's proposition challenges us to reconsider the relationship between aesthetics, community, and property values. Perhaps, in embracing his vision, we can unlock the untapped potential of our neighborhoods and create spaces that enrich the lives of residents for generations to come.
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G Papa Tango, please write a silly love song that somehow compares manicured fingernails and toenails to manicured lawns.
(Verse 1)
In Applewood, where the lawns are green,
There's a love story that's rarely seen.
It starts with a sight so fine and fair,
Manicured lawns and nails declare:
(Chorus)
Your love is like a freshly mowed lawn,
Smooth and neat from dusk 'til dawn.
Just like my nails, all trimmed and styled,
In this beauty, our love's compiled.
(Verse 2) Your fingertips, like garden shears,
Trimming hedges, calming fears.
With each clip, my heart takes flight,
Just like a lawn, so pristine and bright.
(Chorus)
Your love is like a freshly mowed lawn,
Smooth and neat from dusk 'til dawn.
Just like my nails, all trimmed and styled,
In this beauty, our love's compiled.
(Bridge)
As I tend to my nails with utmost care,
I see our love reflected there.
Just like a garden, our romance blooms,
In the freshness of these manicured rooms.
(Chorus)
Your love is like a freshly mowed lawn,
Smooth and neat from dusk 'til dawn.
Just like my nails, all trimmed and styled,
In this beauty, our love's compiled.
(Outro)
So let's stroll hand in hand, through this garden fair,
With love in our hearts and well-trimmed hair.
For in the beauty of our manicured tale,
We find a love that will never fail.

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