From the WPP archives: Applewood Village Plaza dentist already out campaigning for resumption of annual Westacres Easter egg hunt
- G Papa Tango
- Jul 12
- 3 min read

In an unexpected turn of events, Dr. Emily Ramirez, the renowned dentist at Applewood Village Plaza, has stirred up a lively debate by advocating for the reinstatement of the annual Westacres Easter egg hunt, despite lingering concerns over COVID-19 safety measures. While her enthusiasm for community traditions is commendable, some speculate whether her motives extend beyond fostering community spirit to the realm of, shall we say, professional interests.
With a mischievous glint in her eye, Dr. Ramirez quips, "Sure, the Easter egg hunt might mean a few extra chocolate-coated teeth in my office, but what's life without a little sweetness, right?" Her tongue-in-cheek approach has raised eyebrows and drawn both laughter and skepticism from locals.
Amidst the laughter, however, lies a genuine desire to uplift spirits and restore a sense of normalcy in these challenging times. Dr. Ramirez emphasizes that the event will be conducted with utmost care, adhering to all recommended health guidelines to ensure the safety of participants.
Despite the playful banter, Dr. Ramirez's initiative has sparked a wave of support from the community. Businesses are eager to sponsor the event, volunteers are stepping up to assist with organization, and families are eagerly anticipating the return of a beloved tradition.

As discussions continue and plans take shape, one thing is certain: whether driven by altruism or a cheeky sense of humor, Dr. Emily Ramirez's efforts to revive the Westacres Easter egg hunt are injecting a much-needed dose of fun and frivolity into the community, one chocolate-coated smile at a time.
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G Papa Tango, could you fathom a conversation between a tooth fairy and the warehouse manager on a day neither of them are very happy?
Tooth Fairy and Warehouse Manager: A Tale of Unhappy Encounters
Scene: A dimly lit warehouse office, cluttered with paperwork and cardboard boxes. The Tooth Fairy, adorned in her shimmering gown and delicate wings, hovers nervously near the warehouse manager's desk. The manager, a stern figure with a furrowed brow, sits with a stack of inventory reports in front of him.
Tooth Fairy: Good evening, Mr. Johnson. I hope I'm not interrupting anything important.
Warehouse Manager: (Sighs heavily) Evening, Tooth Fairy. No, just drowning in paperwork as usual. What brings you here?
Tooth Fairy: Well, I... um... I noticed you seemed a bit down lately, and I thought I'd stop by to see if I could help in any way.
Warehouse Manager: (Raises an eyebrow) Help? From a tooth fairy? Unless you've got a magic wand to make this inventory mess disappear, I doubt it.
Tooth Fairy: (Nervously twirling a strand of her hair) Actually, I might have something that could help lift your spirits. You see, I've been collecting all these lost teeth lately, and I thought... maybe a little bit of magic could brighten up your day?
Warehouse Manager: Magic, huh? (Chuckles dryly) You know what would really be magical? Finding those missing shipments we've been searching high and low for. Now that would be a miracle.
Tooth Fairy: (Gently floating closer) I understand, Mr. Johnson. It's frustrating when things don't go as planned. But maybe... just maybe... a sprinkle of fairy dust could bring a glimmer of hope?
Warehouse Manager: (Rubbing his temples wearily) Look, Tooth Fairy, I appreciate the thought, I really do. But right now, I need real solutions, not fairy tales.
Tooth Fairy: (Softly) I see. Well, if you ever change your mind, you know where to find me. And in the meantime, if you happen to come across any lost teeth... (She winks playfully)
Warehouse Manager: (Managing a small smile) Lost teeth, huh? I'll keep that in mind. Thanks, Tooth Fairy.
As the Tooth Fairy gracefully exits the office, leaving a faint trail of glitter in her wake, the warehouse manager's spirits lift ever so slightly. Perhaps, in the midst of life's challenges, a touch of magic isn't such a far-fetched idea after all.

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