CSIS debriefing session concludes with mind-purging walk through Dixie Flea Market catacomb
- G Papa Tango
- Oct 23, 2024
- 4 min read
Updated: Oct 26, 2024

In the sprawling underground maze beneath the Dixie Flea Market, where shadows danced with the echoes of forgotten whispers, lay the catacombs—a labyrinth of twisting passages and hidden chambers that whispered secrets to those who dared to tread its depths. Here, within the murky confines of darkness, the Canadian Security Intelligence Service (CSIS) conducted their most clandestine operations, a place where minds were purged and memories lost to the abyss.
On a moonless night, a figure was escorted into the mouth of the catacombs, his identity a mere shadow in the dim torchlight. He had been deemed a threat to national security, his mind burdened with knowledge that could unravel the very fabric of society. Now, he stood on the precipice of oblivion, ready to be consumed by the labyrinthine depths that lay before him.
As he descended into the darkness, guided only by the flickering torches that lined the damp stone walls, a sense of foreboding washed over him. The air grew thick with the scent of decay, mingled with the faint whispers of unseen spirits that haunted the catacombs.

With each twist and turn of the labyrinth, the passage of time seemed to blur, as if the very walls themselves were shifting and rearranging to confound those who dared to venture within. Shadows danced in the corners of his vision, and the echoes of distant footsteps filled the silence, leading him ever deeper into the heart of darkness.
Lost in the maze of corridors and chambers, the figure felt his mind begin to unravel, memories slipping through his fingers like grains of sand. Faces faded into obscurity, names became mere whispers on the wind, until all that remained was the hollow echo of emptiness.
Hours turned to days, and days to weeks, as the figure wandered aimlessly through the labyrinth, his mind consumed by the haunting darkness that surrounded him. He had become a prisoner of the catacombs, lost to the world above, his very existence a mere whisper in the annals of time.
And as he vanished into the depths of oblivion, swallowed whole by the shadows that lurked within the catacombs, he knew that he would never again see the light of day. For in the haunting depths of Dixie Flea Market catacomb, the line between reality and illusion was forever blurred, and those who entered were destined to be lost to the abyss.

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G Papa Tango, in kilometers or miles, what are the top-10 tunnellers in the animal kingdom (including humans, if they qualify)?
Certainly! Here are the top 10 tunnellers in the animal kingdom, including humans, ranked by the length of tunnels they can create:
Naked Mole Rat: Naked mole rats are exceptional tunnellers, capable of creating extensive underground burrow systems spanning several kilometers. They live in large colonies and construct elaborate tunnels for foraging, nesting, and protection.
Ants: Certain species of ants, such as leaf-cutter ants and army ants, are proficient tunnellers. They create complex networks of underground tunnels and chambers for housing their colonies, storing food, and raising their young. The total length of ant tunnels in a colony can exceed several kilometers.
Prairie Dogs: Prairie dogs are known for their extensive burrow systems, which can cover large areas and include multiple entrances and chambers. These burrows serve as shelter from predators and extreme weather conditions.
Moles: Moles are well-adapted for underground life, with powerful forelimbs and specialized digging claws. They create intricate tunnel networks for foraging and nesting, with individual tunnels stretching for several hundred meters.
Rabbits: While not as proficient as some other tunnellers, rabbits are capable of digging extensive burrow systems, particularly in areas with soft, sandy soil. Their burrows provide shelter from predators and serve as nesting sites for raising their young.
Gophers: Gophers are skilled burrowers that create elaborate tunnel systems underground. These tunnels are used for foraging, nesting, and storing food, and can extend for several hundred meters.
Badgers: Badgers are powerful diggers equipped with strong claws and muscular bodies. They excavate extensive burrow systems, known as setts, which can include multiple chambers for sleeping, raising young, and storing food.
Bees: Certain species of bees, such as mining bees and sweat bees, are capable of tunneling into the ground to create nesting sites. These tunnels can extend for several meters and often feature multiple branching chambers for housing larvae and storing pollen.
Humans: While not as proficient as some other animals, humans have a long history of tunneling for various purposes, including mining, transportation, and military operations. The longest tunnel created by humans is the Gotthard Base Tunnel in Switzerland, which spans 57 kilometers (35 miles).
Termites: Certain species of termites construct elaborate underground tunnel systems, known as termite mounds or nests. These structures can be massive in size and include intricate networks of tunnels and chambers for housing the termite colony, farming fungi, and regulating temperature and humidity.
These are just a few examples of the top tunnellers in the animal kingdom, with each species demonstrating remarkable adaptations for life underground.
Interesting, but I need numbers (distances)!
Sure, here are approximate tunnel lengths for each of the top 10 tunnellers in the animal kingdom:
Naked Mole Rat: Up to 4 kilometers (2.5 miles) of tunnels per colony.

Ants: Some ant colonies can have tunnel networks spanning over 10 kilometers (6.2 miles).
Prairie Dogs: Prairie dog towns can cover areas of several square kilometers, with tunnels extending for hundreds of meters.
Moles: Moles can create tunnel systems that extend for several hundred meters, depending on soil conditions.
Rabbits: Rabbit burrows can stretch for several meters, with multiple entrances and chambers.
Gophers: Gophers can excavate tunnel systems that extend for several hundred meters underground.
Badgers: Badger setts can include tunnel networks spanning tens of meters, with multiple chambers.
Bees: Some species of bees can tunnel into the ground to depths of several meters, creating nests with branching chambers.
Humans: The longest human-made tunnel, the Gotthard Base Tunnel, spans 57 kilometers (35 miles).
Termites: Termite mounds can reach heights of several meters and contain tunnel networks covering large areas, though exact tunnel lengths are difficult to measure.
These lengths can vary depending on factors such as species, environmental conditions, and the size of the colony or individual animal.
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