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City mouse, country mouse bury hatchet, shack up in Baldwin Road bungalow crawl space

  • G Papa Tango
  • Oct 28, 2024
  • 4 min read
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In a heartwarming twist of urban-rural relations, a city mouse and a country mouse have reportedly put their differences aside and decided to cohabitate in the cozy confines of a Baldwin bungalow crawl space.


The unlikely pair, known locally as "Cheese" and "Cornbread," had previously been embroiled in a bitter dispute over territory and resources. Cheese, a sophisticated city slicker with a taste for the finer things in life, had long viewed Cornbread's rustic lifestyle as unsophisticated and outdated. Meanwhile, Cornbread, a proud denizen of the countryside, had dismissed Cheese as a pretentious interloper with no appreciation for the simple pleasures of rural living.


However, after a chance encounter behind a dumpster filled with discarded bagels, the two rodents found common ground and decided to put their differences aside. "We realized that we're not so different after all," Cheese remarked, nibbling on a crumb of artisanal cheese. "Sure, Cornbread may enjoy rolling around in dirt and chewing on hay, but deep down, we both just want a warm place to call home."


Cornbread, for his part, expressed similar sentiments. "I used to think Cheese was nothing but a fancy-pants city mouse with no respect for tradition," he admitted, pausing to munch on a piece of leftover pizza crust. "But now I see that we can learn a lot from each other. Plus, his knowledge of the subway system really comes in handy when I need to make a quick getaway."


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The newfound camaraderie between Cheese and Cornbread has been met with cautious optimism from their respective communities. "It's certainly a unique situation," remarked local resident and amateur cheese enthusiast Gouda Gouda, "but if these two can learn to get along, maybe there's hope for the rest of us."


As for Cheese and Cornbread, they're looking forward to settling into their new home and enjoying all that Baldwin has to offer. "Who knows?" Cheese mused, peering out from the bungalow's crawl space with a twinkle in his eye. "Maybe one day, we'll even open up a bed-and-breakfast together. The possibilities are endless."



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G Papa Tango, please write a back and forth epistolary account between the two mice.

 

Letter #1 - From the City Mouse to the Country Mouse:


Dear Cousin Cornbread,


I hope this note finds you well amidst your pastoral fields 🌾, though I can hardly imagine your current locale! I’ve taken up a snug spot in an attic above a bustling market in Toronto—endless leftovers, bustling folk, and quite a bit of fine, discarded cheese 🧀. But, Cousin, it’s rather… loud. 🏙️


To be candid, I miss our early days scampering about 🐾, and I have thought of Applewood. Have you ever considered moving to the city? Or, rather, the suburbs? I’ve spotted an Applewood bungalow with a crawl space that’s a sight cozier than a fox’s den 🏡. If we could agree to keep our living arrangements civilized, it might just suit us both. 🕊️


Let me know if you’re game.


Ever yours, Cheese 🐭



Letter #2 - From the Country Mouse to the City Mouse:


Dear Cheese,


Your note surprised me—positively jolted me, in fact ⚡. Can you imagine, a country mouse like myself in such proximity to a market? I’d probably faint at the first sight of a human’s shoe! 👢 You know well that life in the fields has its charms—breezes, peace, the occasional berry to forage 🍓. Yet, I’ll admit the chill is a touch unwelcome this year ❄️.


However, if we truly can avoid your… urban temptations, a new place might just do. I’m willing to meet halfway, but only if we settle with boundaries. Let us convene soon in Applewood and inspect this bungalow crawl space you speak of. 🏠


Awaiting your thoughts, Cornbread 🐭



Letter #3 - From the City Mouse to the Country Mouse:


Dear Cousin Cornbread,


I do believe our minds are aligning! 🌟 And fear not—I’ve already scouted the crawl space and found it pleasantly cozy and equipped with insulation (though that might need a nibble 🧵). You’ll be relieved to know that it’s tucked back from main traffic 🚗, while I have easy access to my haunts around the plaza 🛒.


As for boundaries, let us create them fairly ⚖️. I’ll keep my “urban temptations” to my side and you may guard your rustic preferences on yours. Deal? 🤝


Eagerly, Cheese 🐭



Letter #4 - From the Country Mouse to the City Mouse:


Dear Cheese,


I find myself nodding in agreement 🤔. A shared space, yet independence—it might just work. I must be upfront: I do enjoy my quiet evenings 🌙, and I won’t tolerate any city ruckus disturbing my grains or nibbles 🍞. But, if you truly respect that, I believe we may indeed find harmony. I’ll pack my belongings—my berry stash and all—and head to Applewood 🚚.


Shall we make our partnership official? Let us bury our hatchet and raise a toast of cheddar to this new chapter. 🧀🥂


In anticipation, Cornbread 🐭


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