Duke of Applewood challenges crosstown rival Earl of Clarkson to duel: QEW traffic snafu alters destiny
Google street view glitch replicates pristine Melba Road house four hundred times, returning entire Applewood aesthetic to eerie semblance of original vision
Fresh adaptation of Stanfield Road homeowner’s Booker Prize shortlisted tragicomic mocumentary docufiction saga The Last Do-It-Yourselfer available now exclusively on ham radio
New HQ boss not buying employee’s tardiness excuse BS of twenty minutes to downtown being like 20 minutes to start a Wordpress blog
Promenade Court homeowner’s cunning addition of Urban-Rural Z-axis to political compass affords Applewoodians opportunity to further cement centrist status
Eighth secret Hogwarts tunnel connecting with Melba Road homeowner’s cabana said to be closed for spell
Archived: Colossal yellow beam blocking trucks from Applewood Plaza parking lot doubles as fortification for local residents in event of earthquake, meteorite, Trump victory, Trump loss
Proposed reality TV show would feature daredevil contestants attempting solo walk from Applewood Plaza proper across parking lot to TD Bank — and back!
Applewood couple rescinds dinner invite, aware suddenly of urbanite couple being rather too enamoured with life
At annual homeowners meeting, notoriously potty-mouthed Applewood Madame causes momentary confusion, discomfort with promise to fight for additional free johns
Raw Wealthy Place Post reporter unable to dredge up single viable, interesting story connecting former Mississauga mayor Hazel McCallion, Applewood Acres
Proud Applewood homeowners conflicted over pomegranate-themed superhero saving neighborhood from alien invasion
Beer quantity consumed at backyard bbq bash informs robust, non-linear argument over whether Applewood population median, mean or mode age 103.2 years
That slim, affable, lightly-bearded AI model, that pretty, young-ish AI woman with medium-length hair, good clothes lodge complaint over endless photo shoots
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