For Christmas gift to son, daughter, Father of the Year 3-D prints home simulation laying bare route to great outdoors
Applewood social contract smashed beyond repair when pedestrian selflessly waves car through intersection first
ESL student busy neglecting academic pursuits in Applewood basement apartment nevertheless busy paying off sizeable chunk of homeowner’s monthly mortgage dues
Chinese mole relaying classified Wealthy Place Post files thought to contain proof of TikTok idling apprehended, extradited from Applewood in relative dark of night
Romantic teen fairly convinced roaming Applewood streets armed with Communist Manifesto more threatening than roaming packing heat
Coming condos at Applewood Acres north end means hundreds — nay thousands — more people in general vicinity homeowner will never get to know
Baldwin Road old-timer demanding progressives prescription assured by optometrist that vision still fine, though Applewood Acres shedding foreground
In joint dropping next week, homegrown rapper best known for rhyming Harvest with ‘r ass’ throws shade at ‘deep artificial’ rappers from The Heights and The Hills of Applewood
Applewood ascendancy confirmed, as locals now able to complete wide variety of onerous daily tasks—from exercising and charging to banking and medicating—without having to communicate interpersonally
Disturbing scene from leaked CanCon film depicts outsized alien ripping Applewood from its very roots, exposing bustling underground warrens of accountants, bankers
City councillor still explaining pilot project taxing Applewood properties according to combined # of household social media followers
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