Longo’s turncoat-slash-Adonis convert reckons more monthly time spent at Queensway lights than with family
From the WPP archives: Applewood Village Plaza dentist already out campaigning for resumption of annual Westacres Easter egg hunt
Street photographer determined to pixilate very essence of Applewood Acres flustered by neighbourhood’s default background blur setting
Stewart’s Stewart, Johnathan’s Jonathan (kind of kind Shopper’s shoppers) cart carts to two stores’ stores
Sight of big swollen yellow soil bags set on driveways close but not too close to garage doors never fails to set amateur Applewood gardener’s heart a-quiver, knees a-knock
Hardscrabble 6-inch-wide Melton Drive bike lane credited with forging many of region’s premier acrobats
Exhaustive search through Stompin’ Tom catalogue turns up nary an Applewood Acres shout-out, never mind anthem
Local teen poet faces expulsion from Cawthra Park Secondary School for composing lockdown-inducing poem A Mole Among Us
Social paradigm flip best illustrated by fact people used to be leery of others talking out loud despite being alone
Be danged if old what’s his name at arena formerly known as Cawthra don’t still charge five bucks to sharpen skates, trust you to come back whenever with cash
Against odds, Stanfield Road clan succeeds at making three-generation households cool again — boiled Brussels sprouts odour notwithstanding
Applewood Acres residents overwhelmingly reject opportunity for neighbourhood heritage house designation, conscience cleansing
Were not Applewood Acreites oblivious to existence of Applewood Heights, most would relish irony in looking down upon it
Loves himself some Good Food he does, but patriarch on war path all week as family blue bin fills in just four days
Suave Applewood husband steps to counter, exchanges pleasantries with barista such as busy hour permits, orders wife tai chi latte