Remortgaging dream house gambit does indeed yield sufficient cash to purchase Cotton Candy bag of grapes
Applewood curmudgeon's Emoji-Free Friday campaign countered with admirable nonchalance by teen's Freemoji Friday, Twomoji Tuesday, Megamoji May response
Harried Applewood Acres mother of three with no time for books, articles, prepositions, pronouns about done too, damn it, with adverbs, commas for that matter and you too
Not-so-wise guy who climbed off-limit fence enclosing high-voltage slinky hardware west of Stanfield Road charged
Meander Court porch sitter pines for pre-GPS era when buffaloed drivers happened by on regular, provided semblance of action
Applewood Acres resident out for leisurely jaunt through Westacres disoriented by street named after pear
16-year marriage imperiled as husband refuses to quit dalliance with chatbot infected by transmissible virus
Ghost of former summertime neighbour Colonel Sanders seen chilling on bleachers munching McNuggets bucket
True, parents of recently ghosted daughter may also pine for tad less of her corporeality in their Applewood home
Prominent psychologist unsure alarming Applewood front yard Halloween body count surge result of inflation or shrinkflation stress
Frankly, at this point frazzled Applewood Acres parents would settle for Big Non-Eco-Friendly School House option
Complicit, wide-eyed looks telegraphing assurance neither party will report on Value Village sighting necessarily recycled thirty minutes hence at Walmart
In apparent conflict of interest imbroglio, local lead-footed soccer mom tied to for-profit corporation manufacturing Slow Down lawn signs
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