From the WPP archives: Area youngster battling Omicron variant struggling to reconcile crushing weight of supposedly microscopic germs that float on air
Kid who walks whole way to Applewood Plaza without stepping on crack breaks Mamma’s back whole way home
Hard to say whether Duchess Drive homeowner consciously slides right on by date after which taking down Christmas lights makes no mathematical sense
In memorable Monday sequence, Cristiano Ronaldo announces retirement from legendary footballing career, snaps up, leaps over Promenade Court semi-detached, split-level fixer-upper
At sight of neglected Westacres house with overgrown yard, bigger picture flashes vividly, vanishes immediately
Neighbours with chronic grudge eagerly await advent of Super-Sucker Solar Panels guaranteed to monopolize nearhand daylight
At ritual age of 14, Penny steels nerves, passes through Queensway-Cawthra-QEW-Dixie force field for first time
Despite notorious pitfalls of two-front wars, Applewood said to be plotting annexation of Cooksville, Sherway
Applewood Facebook group cancels area homeowner for posting mouth-watering photos of conspicuously non-organic dish
From the archives: Beleaguered Ogden footbridge accommodates, withstands Freedom Convoy well-wishers’ weight, truck horn blasts
One more client makes one more weed joke, landscaping crew leader will personally weed-whack said client’s flower bed, front tires, front fucking toes
Time fast approaching when mommy, daddy will have to sit their little girl down, have talk about significance of rainbow flag being outside Applewood United Church
Archived: Four out of five area moms agree awkward pragmatism of arranging playdates exceeded in awkward only by awkward pragmatism of arranging playdates during Covid
Breezy Brae cryptocurrency tycoon said to be planning enchanted cryptoflower garden opposite lap pool
Revealed: Talking Heads near-classic Road to Nowhere inspiration for ten-metre Nine Creeks Trail in Westacres
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