‘Untenable’ Stanfield Road colour clash prompts household political realignment to harmonize campaign lawn sign, exterior trim hues
‘I’m old enough now I only read headlines and basically I know the whole story’ claims local septuagenarian missing three toes, two spawn, boa constrictor
AI chip that replicates West-side Applewood dialect stymied by East-side lexical nuance, fatalistic worldview blend
Guinness Book reps arrive with fanfare; in Applewood to investigate Service Road resident claim world’s smallest jail daughter’s iPad Mini
Having spurned Game of Thrones, Wired, The Golden Bachelor, Applewood rebel destined to become area outcast
House too much house for new homeowner with hobbies, interests beyond repairing, renovating, redoubling
Neighbour’s latest home improvement prompts lively, necessarily loud philosophical debate over difference between fence, wall
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