Conservative faction of City Council apoplectic as liberal wing fast-tracks name change to Applewood Hectares
Desperate to reconnect meaningfully with teenaged daughter, area mom pivots, leans into vlogger career
Applewood Acres men quick to perfect art of complaining about vaccination side effects in pathetically attractive masculine style
Stagnating Applewood Acres family could profit from some easy access to likes of Bowlerama, Dixie 5 Cinema, Dixie Arena as in days of yore
Costco gas price forever two cents higher than Applewood homeowner’s pride allows them to line up, exploit
Convinced so-called Units of Solace in Bieber Ball outnumber calories, Applewood-based gastronomist co-funds Guelph University study attempting to isolate, classify elusive demi-ingredient
With 3 deft strokes, arborist trims dangling maple tree branch, homeowner’s vacation savings account
Reframing struggles as First World problems fails to help Royal Gala Circle homeowners make mortgage payments
From the WPP archives: Shiny front lawn Happy 18th Birthday balloon bests neighbouring stock High School Graduate sign
Yes Mr. Honda Civic with open headers zipping up, down Queensway or Middlegate or wherever, Applewood hears you; yes Mr. Honda Civic, Applewood knows you invented speed
In stellar English as second language display, three coffee drinkers deconstruct overheard ‘changing complexion of the neighbourhood’ observation, possible slur couched therein
Late-night shots ringing out in Applewood just homeowner’s outsized ice rink cracking during flooding, likely
High cost of Longo’s grocery bags reflected in absent-minded local homeowner’s increasingly pronounced scoliosis
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