Applewood Acres subject of intriguing study seeking to quantify baseline ratio of homes to CCTV cameras required to revitalize sense of community
Flourishing right-wing element ingeniously disguised behind bland expression, bland fashion, bland greeting ritual
The Beaverton’s sluggish penetration into suburban markets spurs spate of middle-brow copycat publications
Heavy with ‘gigapixel’ portfolio featuring suburban roadkill in proximity to stop signs, decorated Applewood Geographic photographer to headline upcoming AGO exhibit
Applewood homeowner professing exquisite literary tastes finds self less than sum of works skimmed, shelved
Precocious tot won’t be persuaded Fred Halliday Memorial Park cut-rate playground more fun than plethora of online standouts
Plans to transform Applewood hydro fields into high-speed subway corridor nixed by wary homeowners fiercely opposed to Torontonians arriving in droves
City Council announces plans to build nation’s tallest miscommunication tower on fields adjacent sleepy Peel Board building or whatever that is now
In stunning reversal of form, Westacres homeowner remembers friendly dog’s friendly owner’s name but not friendly dog’s
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