Would way rather be chillin’ in Dominican right now subtext not lost on either neighbour engaged in ritual, straight-faced Canadian chore of chatting up joys of walks on fresh, crisp winter day
Biennial Applewood Film Festival lineup once again top-heavy with moody semi-autobiographical submissions by homeowner Doug
Kid hears one more time about mom, dad playing outside with neighbourhood friends until streetlights came on, she really will literally virtually run away
Uber driver seamlessly transitions to doting father of two kids needing dropping off, picking up from coding, STEM, Kumon, karate, gymnastics, swimming, hockey, t-ball, piano, drama, dance, school
Applewood homeowner optimizes Mel Robbins’ transformative 5 Second Rule by adding Injury Time feature
Least creative, most insecure of Copilots resorts to adding apples in mid response to Applewood Acres illustration prompt
Fully vaxxed husband who needled anti-vax wife with pun fun, risqué wordplay, precision derision currently suffering divorce remorse of course
Applewooders complement delectable Thanksgiving turkey dinner with toothsome apple pie of apples not native to Applewood
Gaslit hubby would like to apologize to all of Applewood for causing wife to gossip maliciously, daily
From the WPP archives: Most neighbors giving Applewood homeowner’s poolside pop-up COVID vaccine clinic pretty wide berth
Bootprints, pawprints, tire tracks in fresh Applewood snow confirm Snow Crescent less travelled by, underscore need for broader local snow lexis
Trial parking meter for charity on Henley outside rebuild crushed beyond recognition on day one by hulking pickup
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