Somewhat cherished biggish rock where parking lot meets footpath by Fred Halladay Park deemed too obscure for Atlas Obscura entry
Applewood Acres old-timer questions life choices when realization hits that memory bank’s most evocative smell plaza’s dry cleaner’s
Russian oligarch master plan to rip down pristine new mansion, erect container tiny house sends chill up, down Courtland Crescent
Greening Avenue homeowner’s animal magnetism, backyard hydro field thrum fluster neophyte feng shui practitioner tasked with pointing bed in auspicious direction
St. Edmund Catholic School boasts wider, more colourful array of games kids ignore painted onto asphalt than storied rival Westacres Public School
Tap following admittedly scrummy $12.99 Stanfield Grill Texas Breakfast disappears $25 from TD account
From the WPP Archives: Local dignitary making thrice-daily Closeout King excursions to, uh, pinpoint junk’s attraction
Homeowner over on Snow Crescent finally musters courage to utter warm, decidedly un-Applewoodian sentiments during Zoom family holiday—forgets to unmute
Notorious flaneur, Google Maps algorithm wunderkind agree to disagree on Applewood Acres layout merits
But for Day-Glo purple poop bag dangling from left gloved hand, beaming woman on Johnathon Drive walking frisky Siberian pup through season’s first snowfall stuff of Hallmark cards
Meta-analysis confirms what overwhelmed, blistered Russett Road rakers long suspected: Applewood Acres trees endowed with up to 25% more leaves than national average
Tolerable gentrification standard in Applewood blows past high-end sprinkler system, flirts with heated driveway
Fear of grounding or worse for garage door dents explains disappointing GTHL arc of talented kid with knack for hitting goalie
Mortification-ready upstairs bathroom dormer model tops buyer’s deal-breaker list in choosing Applewood Acres house
64% of Applewood homeowners unable to name own provincial riding; 67% able to rhyme off 25 Baskin-Robbins ice cream flavours
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