For no apparent reason, AI refuses to compose headline poking gentle fun at maid double-handedly keeping Applewood clean
Applewood homeowner’s Bespoke Neighbours real estate-social media mashup secures $48M in venture capital funding
Redacted Wealthy Place Post algorithms contradict organ's published claim to be part of mainstream media solution, not problem
Existence of monster home on modest Applewood lot begs existential questions along lines of, you know, what existence is
After saving dog, cat from house fire, local hero takes own life into hands—crosses Stanfield Road on foot at rush hour
Mutts at pound awaiting adoption proffered glimmer of hope by news local Irish setter, golden lab 3-D printer on fritz
Car thief's car stolen amid night-ops by car thief whose own car stolen same night by car thief whose own car stolen by car thief whose own car lists -- new -- at $30K
AI’s deviously flat, obtuse affect tricks Applewood homeowner into offering zillions of insults, suggestions, resulting in yet-smarter AI
Fact-check assignment reveals Applewood Sasquatch legend byproduct of certain homeowner's dogged resistance to contemporary shaving norms
Spawns' staunch bi-partisan approach overcomes tepid parental opposition; evening family bike ride scrapped in favour of (extended) tablet time for all!
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