East-West tensions flare as early morning Applewood Acres power-walking posse swarms hapless Westacres non-power walker
Goats trend on Tolman Road as news spreads among herd of bountiful late-winter salt lick at foot of driveway
No emoji combination, permutation able to convey shock, awe evoked by diagonal pattern mowed into Candish Lane front lawn
Overnight GTA blackout linked to Applewood tinkerer’s eccentric electric car daisy-chain experiment
Applewood Acres rebranding kicks off with CRTC application for ‘a more distinctive, pleasingly palindromic, stealthily Hollywoodian’ 90509 area code
Uncanny, irresistible handwriting font on junk flyer wracks up another Home for Sale sign in Applewood Acres
Smile from morning’s sole crossing pedestrian instantly dissolves Stanfield Road guard’s paralyzing existential crisis
Maskless Shopper’s shopper moves normally mild local man to consider volunteering more than even nuclear stink-eye
From the WPP archives: Apple Press delivery boy’s lightened workload offsets melancholy spell induced by sight of eviscerated Primate stretch of original Shipp homes
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